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LIFE ASSURANCE

Most of the tragedy of death is the horrendous ritual society forces the body to
go thru to get buried. Think of it, then
ask yourself if you're ready to be stripped and laid out, cold and rigid, on a
mortuary slab; to have the blood pumped
from your veins to be replaced with a
stinking poison, the face you tended so
many years with such loving care converted
into a gargoyle-type monstrosity with putty and paint. Then they bury you, embellishing their crime with a sprinkling of dying,
smellless posies! Is this the end? Do you
want it to happen to you? Of course not --
but, you ask, HOW CAN YOU ESCAPE!

OLONETICISM IS THE ANSWER
Before Adm. (retired) P. John Ruffles
discovered the magic of Oloneticism, millions shuffled off this mortal coil with
no assurance they'd ever shuffle again. But
it need never happen again! Never! NEVER!
You can guarantee your future for less
than the cost of an insurance policy by
enrolling in one of our residence classes --
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of the globe. New branches will be set up
on Mars and Venus as soon as our astronauts
can establish contact. Watch your papers
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OLONETICISM will truly be the savior of
the universe -- a bridge between the worlds.
For the first time since Arslycus, Thetans
will be Operating!
Credit for this, of course, must go to
our beloved founder and President, Adm.
(retired) P. John Ruffles, KG, GSA, HSD,
PhS (Kindergarten Graduate, Grammar School
Alumnus, High School Dropout, Philanderer
Superior), etc., etc. -- who has trod the
aisles and podiums of every major college
in the universe (physically and/or thetawise). For his discovery, he asks nothing
of a material reward except eventual retirement in some old military post (Fort
Knox).

Among the many discoveries of Adm. (retired) Ruffles are included Super-Oloneticism, Super-Duper Oloneticism, Super-Duper-Pooper Oloneticism, Super-Duper-PooperCooper-Oloneticism, and Super-Duper-Pooper-Cooper-Hooper-Snooper Oloneticism.

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to visit one of our major cities. Everything guaranteed, warranteed, garnisheed,
and retreadabl e.

ETERNITY IS NOT EXPENSIVE!
EXTRA SPECIAL -- FREE STAMPS -- For the
next 90 days or so, we will give all students who pay cash in advance, H & S RED
STAMPS. Bring your Stamp books -- any color.
You can exchange them for a genuine Ruffles
Soul-Meter.

HURRy -- Be sure you get your H &S RED
STAMPS. At all OLONETICISM units.

Adm. (Rat.) P. John Ruffles
Headquarters, Mount Olympus
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