Flow Chart of the Sub-Zero Tone Scale

AND FOR THAT, THEY GET MEDALS

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furor this test has aroused. However, anyone knowing the action pattern of these grown-up alley urchins doubted for a minute that they would sit quietly caressing their gold braid when they have in their mischievous hands so much death and destruction. And as this was written, there have been at least two more big "booms"--and an effort to blame the sick fishermen to Russian propaganda.

In the meantime--just in case being blown to death isn't enough of a threat to some other war-dominated power--an Army wigbig reports they're making a GB gas near Denver that is colorless, odorless, and invisible--yet will kill within 30 seconds. However, just so you won't get the idea our gallant chemists and warriors are heartless, they tell us they have

discovered an antidote. All you need do, after you've been made helpless with the first breath, is inject hypodermically a shot of atrophine, derived from a plant grown mostly behind the Iron Curtain.

All this was done around income tax paying time so we'd know that, even though we're not actively participating in these murderous didoes, we're at least financing them.

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Flash! "Ghost" Still Alive

Our Phoenix underground reports that "The GHOST" still lives, and has taken unto itself our label of "one of the most interesting" (See April ABERREE) and objects to being rated 1.1. Sorry, Clem. That was early 1953. Propitiation is less than half that, and because it's been so long since we've seen a GHOST, we'd practically mocked you up as getting pretty close to 0.0.