Volume 9, Issue 4, page 14

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By "LOUIS"
(Send your questions direct to
LOUIS, 1411 East Missouri, Phoenix,
Ariz., enclosing a stamped, selfaddressed envelope. For those ^ho
^ish personal replies, a ^ini.u^
contribution of $2 per question
should be included.)
DEAR LOUIS -- I love four men
-- which one should I marry? --
M.G., Los Angeles, Calif.

DEAR M. G. -- I hate to let you
in on bad news, but you don't
love any of these fellows; you
are in love with one person
and that is you. What you're
trying to say is, which one of
these suckers will do the most
for me. However, come 1 at e
June, you will marry John and
when he goes into the Service
in the Fall, you'll fall back
into y o u r pattern and play
house with the other three.
But, watch out, little girl ,
I've got a secret to let you
in on -- one of your other three
friends is going to present
you with a child. This will be
hard, to explain to John, for,
as you know, John is sterile.